Would you? Could you?

THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!!
This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston  

Now that you've seen the outside view,
take a look at the inside view...

It's made entirely of one-way glass!

No one can see you from the outside, but when
you are inside it's like sitting in a clear
glass box!

Now would you..... COULD YOU....???

Would this mess up your mind??? Would you
be able to walk in To this bathroom???!

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So both groups gather at Pune Station.



Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.



SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with
the ticket and the TC goes



Away....



NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they
all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily
get
a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):

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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal".....All 7
Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all  !!!!!..



TC arrives....



ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.



One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes
with the tickets, he takes the

ticket and comes in Eng. Bathroom...!

TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.



SCENE 3 (LONAVALA): !

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So now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move
for last chance, they board the local to Pune.



This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.



ALL Doctors take 1 ticket...

Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ................... .....



Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........!!



Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't  mess with
Engineers

Height of Innocence

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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.
.
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"Then why did you eat him?" 

How To Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it ‘ Boss ‘
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? ‘
6. Answer calmly, ‘Yes,’ and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?

I just quit drinking!!!

For the best joke competition Organized in Britain:

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits
in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai,
the other in Canada and I'm here in London.

When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together.


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
notice and fall silent.


When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
says,"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
sincere
condolences on your great loss."

The man  looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .

" The only thing is

........... ...

........... ...

........... ...

I just quit drinking!!!
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Biker Humor

A  tough  looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to
jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The  leader,  a  big  burly  man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you
doing?”

“I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says.

While  he  did  not  want  to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
opportunity  he  asked,  “Well,  before  you  jump, why don’t you give me a
kiss?”

So, she does and it was a long, deep kiss.

After  she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever  had.  That’s a real talent you are wasting.  You could be famous, why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

INDIAN MOM- just can't beat her!!!!!!!!

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner....who lives with a room mate, a girl named Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.

Lesson of ur life : Don't Lie to Your Mother...... ........especially if she is an Indian!