Sunday, February 20, 2011

Height of Innocence

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "
Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "
I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "
Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "
He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "
Is it a good baby?"

She said, "
Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?" smiley

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