Do you find office boring..!??

If you find it very boring in the office,

Here are some tips for u!!!!

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.

2. Make blank calls to your Boss.


3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and
immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your
mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there.
Then do vice versa....!!


4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to
irritate him/her.


5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).


6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and
try changing your expressions also.



7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking
silly doubts. (IMPORTANT)


8. Have a three and half hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.


9. Learn to whistle.


10. Revise last week's newspaper.


11. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

12. Make faces at strangers in office.


13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.


14. Enhance your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to
waste your day" to help your colleagues


15. Pick up the phone and dial non-existing nos.


16. Have work breaks in between tea.


17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.


18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..

Then repeat this process.(very important)


19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he
was 5 years old.


20. Read jokes and send jokes.


21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a
nap.


22. Send this mail to only one at a time to everyone in your contact list.


ENJOY EVERYTHING IN YOUR OFFICE. . .

Presence of mind

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy,

said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted
on buying only 1/2 kg.

So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside
Wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter".

To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added
immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!".

After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by
being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?"

To this the boy said, "I come from Mexico. The place consists of only
prostitutes and football players!!!!! "The manager replied coldly, "My wife
is also from Mexico".

To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?"

Presence of mind helps, never panic!!!!!!!!