Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Do you find office boring..!??

If you find it very boring in the office,

Here are some tips for u!!!!

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next. http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiB6nOO75XX59hdxN5iRdFVIEGwvadqpQe10H0XMjIDXuhmGNm

2. Make blank calls to your Boss.


3. Send mails from lotus notes (outlook) to your internet mail (and
immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your
mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach
there.
Then do vice versa....!!


4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to
irritate him/her.


5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored). http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=333233401098&id=b255734c80494fac699eccfc97a83f4f

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6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and
try changing your expressions also.



7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking
silly doubts. (IMPORTANT)


8. Have a three and half hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.


9. Learn to whistle.


10. Revise last week's newspaper.


11. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.

12. Make faces at strangers in office. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-Vu1oiOGSTXB-d8ZXXKsc0bW5Fo_7-wHy9dO5KIoiQLdEMasmUA


13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.


14. Enhance your Literature skills. you can author "1001 innovative ways to
waste your day" to help your colleagues


15. Pick up the phone and dial non-existing nos. http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=402366345340&id=133e7f7e262a26e6b71c2c0a19d6c526


16. Have work breaks in between tea. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQn0ooZF1wsDJLbJJQAzRQ6fccWGKO1M-yis29XDqmIOXdkTPvb


17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.


18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..

Then repeat this process.(very important)


19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he
was 5 years old. http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=471868116619&id=035ed905a231a61d671dcc52417466f3


20. Read jokes and send jokes.


21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take ahttp://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=333364596358&id=d77396d7711243b6c10c3c8304fd014c
nap.


22. Send this mail to only one at a time to everyone in your contact list.


ENJOY EVERYTHING IN YOUR OFFICE. . .

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