Hopeless Case..

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years
they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of
their marriage.

   Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the
wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband
watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as
though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said: "This is
what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

   The husband thought for a moment and replied:
   "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I go fishing."